Despite Miyamoto’s recent cliffhanger comment that he’s been caring for cats, informal polling around here tells me that the staff isn’t really in a hurry to find out whether that was a hint or a joke, and what it might lead to next from Nintendo.

Part of the problem is that the greatest game involving cats has already been made. If you don’t believe me, then you’ve somehow missed Sukeban Shachou Rena, and should immediately skip past the break to sample the pinnacle of feline related gaming.