By now, you American rebels have probably recieved your Club Nintendo rewards. The majority of you, being sane, rational people put the hat on some shelf or some place where your friends would make little comments about it.

We’re not so concerned with sanity here at 4cr. Jody and I went ahead and ignored the “not for wearing” note and went out in search of some giant mushrooms. Click past the cut for Mario hats and mustaches (both real and imagined).

Greg:

Jody: