PlayStation 3 Rulz
Every now and then we get PR emails from Sony that compare the PS3 to the Xbox 360 and the Wii. The comparison is done up in a nice-looking chart that spells out the benefits of the mighty PS3 and shows how superior it really is compared to the shlubby Xbox 360 (which is the preferred gaming console for pedophiles) and the ballsless Wii (which is for kids and stupid people).
Seriously, if you don’t have a PS3, you are missing out on some truly amazing titles. You are probably also a loser. Here’s what the PS3 has got that the Xbox 360 and the Wii do not:
But wait! Creamsugar has responded with Nintendo’s chart to remind us the Wii exists:
4cr insiders at Microsoft tipped us off that the company was working on their own response to the Sony release. Keep in mind this is an early draft:
4cr Staff - August 14th, 2009 - 
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N Rumas on August 14, 2009 at 11:56 am
THANKS CREAMSUGAR!
Kyattsuai on August 14, 2009 at 12:04 pm
All in all, a highly informative chart that taught me many important things, mainly that the PS3 can’t even play Gamecube games with its own separate Gamecube.
Disappointed on August 14, 2009 at 12:23 pm
This site used to actually be decent.
Very disappointed seeing this kind of crap.
TheMaverickk on August 14, 2009 at 12:24 pm
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH…………………………..
This honestly made my day.
We should have functionality charts for everything now. Like the functionality between DVD players VS. PS3… or how about the Toaster Oven VS. PS3…. maybe a Tool Box VS. the 360.
Internet meme anyone? Anyhow basically sums up how I feel about the companies out there and rabid fans alike.
Adam on August 14, 2009 at 12:39 pm
WTF? I thought this site was just about good games. I’m sure Nintendo or Microsoft never send you random shit about an imminant release of some crap or other. Honestly- just bin the spam and report something awesome!
Devastated on August 14, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Thanks for ruining my day, 4cr. I hate you guys SO MUCH. I am listening to Meatloaf and crying right now.
Shaun Hatton on August 14, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I’m also disappointed in 4cr, but moreso because they should have dumbed this down more. What was this site thinking trying to address the silliness of that Sony release with subversion?
Greg on August 14, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Wow, you guys are giving us shit for this dumb joke, but you didn’t say anything when I ranted about the Kool-Aid Man?
CrèmeSugar on August 14, 2009 at 12:51 pm
**** SITE
Kool-Aid Man on August 14, 2009 at 12:52 pm
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mitch on August 14, 2009 at 12:53 pm
im leaving the site for this
Jamie Love on August 14, 2009 at 12:54 pm
It’s a madhouse… MADHOUSE!!
yanipheonu on August 14, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Honestly though the PS3 is really handy mostly for when you’ve got an HD TV, if only for the up-converting DVD and Bluray.
Devastated on August 14, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Alternative to this **** site: http://www.hudisplay.ca/about/
The brainchild of journalists Stephenson Price and David Weisz and programmer/designer Oren Berman: The one and only Canadian hotspot for gaming news.
Shaun Hatton on August 14, 2009 at 1:06 pm
@Devastated – Why does Mega Man have all that shit on his face?
Devastated on August 14, 2009 at 1:07 pm
I can’t hear you because I left 4cr already.
KAZ HIRAI on August 14, 2009 at 1:10 pm
RIIIIDDDGEE RACER! IT’S RIDGE RACER.
TakaM on August 14, 2009 at 1:32 pm
make a new podcast god damn
The Radio Rebellion on August 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Have patience, young TAKAM. It will be rewarded.
Shaun Hatton on August 14, 2009 at 2:28 pm
I’m working on a podcast that is me reading lists like this, just for you Rebel Haters out there. We’ll blow your planet up.
ALH on August 14, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I giggled :3
wiiboy101 on August 14, 2009 at 4:05 pm
THERES NO SUCH THING AS BLURAY GAMING SONY THERES NOWERE ON EARTH WERE THAT TAKES PLACE
YOU MEAN GAMES FOR PS3 SHIP ON A DISC FORMAT CALLED BLURAY DONT YOU SO WHY FRIGGING MAKE THINGS UP
BLURAY GAMING HD GAMING CARRY ON MAKING UP MARKETING PHASES SONY
SO I CAN GIGGLE AT YOU
DID YOU CALL PS1 GAMES CD GAMING ERM NO
DID YOU CALL PSP UMD GAMING
SONY PLEASE LEAVE GAMING FOR ITS BETTER GOOD
dstranny on August 14, 2009 at 4:08 pm
they forgot bluray loadtimes who has trhem and who doesnt
they also forgot ps3-bluray installs
ouch shall i go on
shouamabane on August 14, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Breaking News: PlayStation PR Out Of Touch!
Seriously, PS3 is a great system with great games which is what is important to me.
Volt on August 14, 2009 at 5:00 pm
More podcasts and more planetary destruction please.
Bob on August 14, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Jon (AKA MoldyToaster…well now his Youtube is Moldytoaster3000) did it better, but I still got a laugh out of this.
9th Sage on August 14, 2009 at 10:38 pm
The posters in this comment section have given me an idea….
Kool-Aid Man Vs PS3. We must make this happen.
-_- on August 15, 2009 at 6:34 am
Are all these people talking about leaving the site and whining about this article joking? It’s like you got 4chan’d or something.
Tony on August 15, 2009 at 9:19 am
Man, they still send this out? They were pushing this chart like a year ago! lol
Yaanu on August 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Hot Biscuits.
jam on August 15, 2009 at 9:34 pm
DEAR GOD WHY CANT YOU GUYS DO SOMETHIN SERIOUS
DAMMIT IM KILLN MAH SELF NOW IM GONNA DO IT
Joe on August 16, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Too hilarious, not to mention the comments – this is why this site make me warm on the inside, while my Gigantic consoles make me warm on the outside.
Dann on August 16, 2009 at 5:47 pm
You are all right. This site is a bunch of crap.
You should all go here, its a million times better, and has blu-ray features and kool-aid men.
http://phantomleap.com/
Dann on August 16, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Charts like this are the only reason I stay here.
…and the kool-aid man.
Kool-Aid Man on August 17, 2009 at 1:18 am
Dear Dann, I’m going to burst through your wall.
OHHH YYEEEAAHH
Ujn Hunter on August 17, 2009 at 11:12 am
But is it a snowblower?