Ah, the simple things in life. Seeing a deer on the side of the road while driving to work. Having a three day weekend. Finding $5 on the street. All of these are good, but what about when you are stuck at work, a week until payday, and were just told that you have to work this Saturday? Pretty bummed, eh? Well my friend, I’ll tell you how to wash those blues away, in three easy steps.

Step 1 - Open your Gmail account.

Step 2 - Create a new email message and add your friends to the “to” field.

Step 3 - Behold the crab.

Ah, the crab. The unsung hero of the emoticon. What little adventures will he have in the future? Well dear reader, that is up to you. Read on for some postcards from 4cr’s very on Mitch on his crabby escapades.