I’m a huge fan of PETA. Really, they are a bunch of fine, upstanding carnivores. I mean, any group that is all about “people eating tasty animals” is all right with me. Wait, that isn’t what PETA stands for? Now you’re telling me that they don’t even think that people should eat animals? Screw that.

In any case, PETA has now targeted videogames in their continuing war against velociraptors. Just in time for Thanksgiving, they have put out a flash game lampooning the Cooking Mama series. Like in the DS and Wii titles, you’ll prepare a series of recipes. The key difference is that this game will try to gross you out as much as possible until, like the Mama, you decide to switch to tofurkey.

PETA hopes that their parody will spark a letter-writing campaign that will convince Majesco to put out a vegetarian edition of the series. I have my doubts, but the flash game is both fun and amusing, so go check it out.

Just don’t give in to the horrors of tofurkey.

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