Alright, Purr Pals has a pretty standard box for a pet game. It looks like every other generic pet simulator (and there are a lot of them). However, according to that tagline at the bottom of the box, Purr Pals hides a far more insidious secret.

Alright, it’s probably a typo and will probably be fixed before the game hits shelves. It’s still pretty hilarious. Speaking of cat breads, I’m kind of craving some Chinese food. Be back in a few!