by Greg - 03.27.08

Spaghetti and meat sauce? Pretty easy meal to make, right? Just boil some noodles and pour on some Ragu. Boring! I’m going to teach you how to make your own delicious meaty sauce. Now, the next time you make dinner, you’ll be able to impress your friends with your own flavorful red sauce. Best part — it’s easy to make and might even be cheaper than buying a jar of sauce! I’ll also tell you which game will go well with this meal.
Continue past the cut for another appetizing segment of Cooking Rebels!

(Note: Apologies for the bad photos, my camera is broken. I had to use a crappy camera that was lying around.)
Spaghetti with Meat Sauce

Ingredients
1lb. Ground Beef
1 tsbp. Red Pepper (Crushed)
Minced Garlic
1/3rd Red Onion
2 cans Plain Tomato Sauce (I used one 8 oz and one can 16 oz)
1 tsp. Garlic Powder
2 tsp. Basil
1 tbsp. Olive Oil
1 tsp. Sugar
(Serves 2-3)
Preparation
Add water to a medium-sized pot and put it on the stove. Got it boiling? Good. Now, add the noodles and cover with a lid. Trust me on this, you want to start the pasta first. Not just for this recipe, it’s good advice in general. The noodles always seem to take forever, so you might want to get them going first. Keep an eye on them, though, to prevent them from getting too done.
Alright, we have the easiest part done. Anyone can make spaghetti. Are you ready to make some awesome sauce? No, put that jar of Prego away. Come on, you can do it. It’s just as easy to make your own red sauce, and it’s tastier. Best of all? It’s actually cheaper (after the first time, spices aren’t that cheap).
Let’s get the meat going. Turn the heat to medium and add your ground beef to the pan. Grab your spatula and chop the meat up, stop when the chunks of meat are the size that you want. I like my sauce pretty meaty, so I usually end up with decent size chunks. Cut up some fresh red onion and add it to the pan. Now, add some fresh minced garlic to the pan. How much is up to you. I love garlic, so I tend to dump it on there. You can also add a tablespoon of crushed red pepper for a little bit of extra kick.

Now to make the sauce. In a bowl, pour out the cans of tomato sauce. If you want more sauce for the entrée, go ahead and add another can of tomato sauce. Just remember to adjust the spices accordingly. Add garlic powder (if you’re content with the garlic already in the meat, leave this out), basil, sugar, and olive oil to the tomato sauce. Stir it all together and give it a taste. Delicious, right? Every person’s taste is different, and everybody has their own sauce recipe. Cooking is just another way of expressing yourself. It’s just like drawing a picture or writing a story, just a tad bit tastier. I think this comes across especially well when making a sauce. Go wild, play around a little with the spices until it’s just right, throw in other spices if you want.
By this point, your meat should be nice and brown. Go ahead and add your sauce. Let it warm for another minute and turn off the heat. Congrats, you’re done! Divide it up and serve, then sit back and watch your friends’ faces as they dig in. At this point, you might be wondering what to drink with your meal. With a meaty sauce like this, you can’t go wrong with a darker red wine. I personally served a Shiraz with the pasta. As for sides, either a garden salad or garlic bread will do the trick.

Entertainment

While the dinner itself is pretty awesome, you’ll want to entertain your guests as well. What game will do the trick? What game shares some of the same characteristics of the meal? I’m going to have to go with No More Heroes.
What on Earth could a quirky Japanese action game have to do with spaghetti? Trust me on this one, guys. Let’s be honest here, No More Heroes is not the best looking game in the world. It has a certain cool punk aesthetic to it, but it’s a little rough around the edges. However, even given that, No More Heroes is still a little ugly. The meat sauce is also a little ugly. It’s hard to make a lumpy red mass on a bed of noodles look pretty. Why bother with either? Because you know that they will both be delicious in the end. You can forgive the rough visual if the gameplay (or the flavor) is fantastic.

From the first bite, you know that No More Heroes will be meaty. The combat is solid. You can attack, block, stun, dodge. All of the basics are there and they work well. Just like with our meat sauce, once you start to chew, the medley of spice hits you. That moment comes when you complete your first finishing move in No More Heroes. You know that the basic system is solid, that combat will be fun. Suda-51’s team also added that wonderful spicy kick with the motion-based finishing moves. It’s that flavorful spice that helps set the title apart from other Wii brawlers.
Earlier, I talked about the sauce as an expression of creativity. No More Heroes is one of the most creative games on the Wii. The characters, locations, activities — they all ooze style. Suda-51’s geeky punk utopia isn’t always perfect, but you have to admire it as a creative work. The same could be said for your sauce. Sure, the ingredients are pretty standard. What makes the sauce stand out is your personal touch. The amount of spice, how you mix it. Your own style will shine through in this meal just as well as Suda’s style can be seen in No More Heroes.
Combine No More Heroes and this delicious meaty pasta for an evening to remember. If you make it, tell us how it goes! Have your own sauce recipe? Let us know!











Urgh! Soggy pasta alert, the pasta should be the last thing to be started, if it’s fresh it takes seconds and even the dry pasta doesn’t take long. A good sauce will always take longer than the pasta as it has to simmer to thicken. Add some oil to the water and it will not stick ,making it easier to serve and eat. Adding the onion and garlic first,(I also add a little black pepper and on occasion some chilli to add a bite,) into the pan in a little olive oil on a medium heat will bring out the flavour more. Then add the meat.
Si Fir - 03.27.08 10:37 pm
On June 8th, 2072… get ready for…
SPAGHETTI WITH MEAT SAUCE!!!
Rated R.
zacH - 03.27.08 10:39 pm
Yeah, pasta first is a no no, I usually put the water on when I start the sauce. I’ve never made my own sauce though, I usually just add some good spicy sausage and sometimes veggies to a jar of store bought stuff. I’ll have to give this recipe a try.
peshue - 03.27.08 10:42 pm
Ok, I should probably elaborate a bit on the noodle part. You should obviously pay attention and stop them before they get too soggy. I still recommend putting them on first.
Si Fir: I’d say it depends on the sauce. Any creamy sauce will need to simmer some, but a tomato-based sauce won’t.
Greg - 03.27.08 10:49 pm
I usually do pasta first too. And I make Fettucine Alfredo. It’s always fine whenever I put it back in with the sauce.
rbelmont - 03.27.08 10:56 pm
Even if you do take them off the heat before they get soggy you have to drain them to stop them cooking further in the water which will mean they will get cold whilst the sauce is simmering.
A tomato based sauce does need to simmer because it doesn’t just thicken the sauce but allows the flavours to develop.
I make a simple thyme and tomato sauce using fresh tomatoes that cooks for hours,(of course for a tomato sauce that will be less,) you really should try it as it makes a much better sauce.
Si Fir - 03.27.08 11:04 pm
I had no clue that time travelers wrote for 4cr!
And we still have to make our own food in 2072? Lame.
Reid - 03.27.08 11:43 pm
@Si Fir
The olive oil thing is a total myth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR7V2McSj0M&feature=related
Actually in experience just makes the pasta water still stuck to the pasta more slick and thusly having the sauce slide off.
knat - 03.28.08 1:00 am
I tend to add olive oil after the pasta’s done to keep it from sticking once it cools. Works like a charm!
Also, tasty stuff! I approve of meat ‘n noodles!
June - 03.28.08 3:19 am
@ Greg: Interesting, but totally insane theory that “a creamy sauce will need to simmer some, but a tomato-based sauce won’t”. Simmer your red sauce for an hour or longer, and if you can’t taste the difference, please never write anything about cooking again, ever.
Sneezy - 03.28.08 3:31 am
At least he can cook you fucking basement dwelling shit
Shiro786 - 03.28.08 8:40 am
hey hey, like his methods or not, that looks like some good food.
N Rumas - 03.28.08 9:47 am
Theres no way I could make the pasta first. Making a good sauce takes a minimum of 4 hours. My Uncle cooks his for four freaking days. He was just up for a visit and made his sauce. It had ground beef, ground wild boar sausage, pork, and hot italian sausage. It put my sauce to shame. Never the less, my Mother raised me on home made sauce and to this day I wont touch a bought can from the store. Home made all the way baby.
iainttha1 - 03.28.08 10:02 am
jar sauce is the most vile thing on this planet
viterous - 03.28.08 10:08 am
hmmm…. I’ll have to try your recipe out one day Greg.
I usually make my sauce like this. And I tell you this, I fucking love me some spaghetti. I’m a fan of walmart, btw, even though some people believe they are evil.
First, get a Bell Pepper, and a small can of Mushrooms from Walmart. Also get one of those cheap cans Walmart Brand of Onions and Garlic tomato sauce. You can get the plain red sauce if you want but I rather shill out the few extra cents for the little extra flavor and less work. It works pretty well and i don’t have to dice any extra vegetables or have any extra stuff to clean up. But you do have to dice the Bell Peppers. Fuck. You have the drain the mushrooms from the can too, you don’t want all that mushroom watery shit in your sauce. Afterwards, just get the sauce hot, dump in the bell peppers and mushrooms, add yourself some meat and let that shit cook. And there you have it, you have yourself some bitching spaghetti sauce. Fuck, I’m getting hungry.
Uflaces Flahbengorf - 03.28.08 10:20 am
Protip: garlic burns really easily, and if it burns it’ll make the whole thing taste bitter and you’ll have to start again. To avoid this, put in the garlic at the last minute - once the meat is almost done - and pour in the sauce as soon as the garlic is cooked.
ragingmime - 03.28.08 2:17 pm
FYI
nobody in italy ever eats spaghetti al ragu.
ragu is for “tagliatelle” (large fettuccine), the standard spaghetti recipe is with tomato sauce. ^^
if you want some REAL italian recipe just ask.
masami - 03.28.08 3:31 pm
Ahh this reminds me of when my family had a garden and we would can our own spaghetti sauce.
hvnlysoldr - 03.28.08 5:14 pm
@SNEEZY
Stuf-fu
@KNAT
Use less oil if you find it too oily. I actually like my pasta a bit sticky, but if you don’t, just add a little oil and slide the pasta through as it enters the water.
@SI FIR
Have you ever tried using semi-sundried tomatoes for your sauce? Less water, more flavour, and a thicker sauce in less time.
For serious I’m glad that Greg posts this stuff since I love to cook. It doesn’t (for me) have to be the best recipe, but I still find joy in reading what someone with similar interests has to say. It’s impressive how many people have had something to say on this topic, 4cr primarily being a gaming site.
required - 03.28.08 6:35 pm
Also, crushed tomatoes might me a nice addition.
BTW: Best username ever.
ragingmime - 03.29.08 1:17 am
Greg is living in the future!
At least, it’s cool to see that meat sauce pasta will still exist when I’ll die.
narF - 03.31.08 8:07 am