You’ve probably seen this pic making the rounds already, but I think it’s something that needs to be exposed to the eyes of all. Behold! This is what Mario really looks like.

Amazing. And very, very creepy. Take away the scruff and the wrinkles, though, and he might not even be that scary! Actually, come to think of it, with smooth skin, he might be even freakier. Yikes. Reminds me of this Mario picture by Rob from Demonbaby.

Super Real Mario [Pixeloo]