I admit, I have a love-it-or-hate-it relationship with voice chat in online games. I love it to death during our drunken 4cr-staff games of Uno; however, the moment that I enter any FPS game, I want to throw it out the window. Still, that’s more the fault of the players than the technology. The feature itself is wonderful to have in any online multiplayer game.

Of course, I’ve long since given up on seeing it in Nintendo’s online Wii titles. Actually, I’ve pretty much given up on Nintendo’s poor excuse for an online service in general. I love Nintendo. I will play their games and support them as long as I live, but their online attempts are almost universally one step forward and three steps back.

The latest? A few days ago, a Nintendo spokesman announced text chat in Mario Kart. Great, right? Welcome to the early days of the Internet. Well, it turns out that that spokesman wasn’t quite telling the truth. You will be able to chat, but you are limited to choosing from a specific set of responses.

Good job, guys. Let me guess, full-blown chat is one of the features that you are reserving for upcoming “Pay and Play” titles?

Text chat not actually in Mario Kart