I usually hate random homemade internet videos. Most of them are sophomoric, amateurish, and just kind of stupid. This random homemade internet video of a real life version of Mario Kart is sophomoric, amateurish, and kind of stupid… but also AWESOME.

We’re talking a full-fledged Mario Kart course here, complete with item boxes, slippery Ice-Land, and even blue shells (well… half shells). They’ve even got a little map in the corner of the video that shows where everyone is on the course. It’s all pretty accurate, except for the fact that they’re using small tricycles… and that Princess Peach is a man… and Donkey Kong is a man with an 80s wig on… and there is that part about the pies.

Panda Smash’s “Real Life Mario Kart”