by Mitch - 02.13.07
You know, I’m not very good with Valentine’s Day – as far back as I can remember, I never really had any valentine’s day cards. Being the awkward geek in my class, girls weren’t exactly climbing over each other like lobsters in a bucket to show me a little appreciation – and yet, I still feel so passionate about love, despite being rejected by women for 19 years of my life. I don’t have a valentine this year, but so many of you do. I’m not one to complain, so I picked up my pen and got to work.
Why give your geeky boy or geeky girl a piece of cardboard with a tired catchphrase scribbled underneath some lazy drawing of a heart? Geek love is the best love, so show them and the world!
Feel free to do whatever you feel is needed with these cards – if love can take you there, then go! They’re all yours! I hope all of you get a valentine from your own Little Red-Headed Girl! 
Will you be player 2?
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My heart’s in pieces
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Hold It!
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You Touch My Heart
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I’ll Follow You Anywhere
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I Need You
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Cool cards.
Lukeschett - 02.20.07 1:58 pm
Sweet. I’ve always wanted stuff like this. I love gaming.
Jace411 - 02.20.07 6:34 pm
I love those cards!
CitizenoftheWeak - 02.20.07 6:47 pm
Heh, these own. Mind if I post these onto my forums for my members to see?
Chris - 02.20.07 9:39 pm
lol, but still not as good as the vgcats ones.
Aendy - 02.20.07 11:41 pm
I disagree with Aendy, these are better.
Pet Ghost - 02.21.07 7:53 am
No, these are not better than the VGcats cards, but some were still fun
Lionet - 02.21.07 9:23 am
Aw ain’t you a sweety… though the “I’ll follow you anywhere” one is a little creepy!
imbatman - 02.21.07 5:22 pm
wow, i think the vgcats ones are better, but still these are kinda funny
the metroid one is creepy >.>
G_Freeman - 02.21.07 6:05 pm
So cute!! ^3^ aww
Ziggy161 - 02.21.07 6:29 pm
heh. nice. I like the “you touch my heart” one, But vgcats did Phoenix Wright valentines better.
HAL8999 - 02.21.07 9:29 pm
While these are funny, I just don’t see much appeal past big Nintendo fans. I tried showing these to my friends, that’re more into Sony and Xbox, and, it was pretty much an [insert cricket noise here] moment.
Lawler - 02.22.07 3:10 pm
I’m a girl and I loved these! (And I liked the vgcats ones, too) You guys (Lawler specifically) are complete dorks and geeks and whatever else you’re called since clearly you have no idea what girls like and I like these cards! There, I’ve said it
(and also if you love Nintendo/Wii and your gf doesn’t, you’re dating the wrong girl) 
Natasha - 02.23.07 1:03 pm
These are awesome! I hope they make new ones every year!
I am so printing these out for next Valentine’s day!
I love all of them, but I don’t get the “Hold it!” one because I
don’t have that game!
Tara - 02.23.07 4:44 pm
these cards are AWESOME! you think girls don’t like these? showed them to a friend of mine and the two of us simply died laughing (and yes, we’re both girls)
although my bro had to explain the metroid prime one to me cuz that’s one of his fave games and not exactly mine XP
some christmas cards in the future would be great *hint hint nudge nudge*
Xin - 02.27.07 9:58 pm
Those rock! Wonder why some other smarty didn’t think of this years ago.
Jonathan - 03.01.07 1:59 pm
awww!!!
the u touch my heart one is sooo cute!!
emily - 03.04.07 3:28 pm
Dude, these were perfect for my gf! Thanks!
PHROSTBYTE666 - 03.05.07 8:58 pm