Dear readers, do you have component cable fever? Are you suffering from a lack of a clearly defined picture? Are you forced to stare at Link’s accidental anti-aliasing? I know how you feel, and believe me, this isn’t a natural feeling - and despite what your mom might say, the feeling won’t pass by going outside and playing a game of real tennis.

Thankfully, scientists have been working tirelessly, pouring various colored liquids into beakers, in order to find the perfect answer to your nightly night terrors - or, rather, 3rd party Wii cables are finally ready to save the day from Nintendo’s four-year backorder. Blaze, the company ready to make a killing on accessories for the Wii, is now rolling out what I know some of you videophiles have been craving.

They’re on backorder until the 30th, it seems, but at least now hope is in sight. Not for me, though. I’m happy as a clam playing my Wii on a 16 inch TV from the early 90s. I still think you can’t quite experience Wii Baseball without seeing a burned-in image of Bob Saget staring you in the eyes from the stands.

Wii Component Cables, by Blaze.