by Vinnk - 09.22.06

4:30 I am at the small train station by my house waiting for the local train to take me to the airport. The train will take 1 hour and 40 minutes. Which is approximately the battery life on my PSP.
5:21 I am on the train sitting next to an odd smelling but fairly friendly old woman. I consider getting a picture of her playing brain training, but she doesn’t seem to be in the video gaming mood and has a sharp looking cane.

I spot an interesting sign, and wonder what type of emergency would require this device.

6:05 Now it’s time to change to the subway. This will take me from the train station to the airport. The subway is crowded but I am entertained by the T-shirt of a man sitting on the other side of the train. His purple T-Shirt reads “Chubby Stump” and I am very tempted to take a picture of it, but my politeness and urge to not ever get beat up by a man wearing a purple shirt get the best of me and I leave the train with nothing but a memory of the “Chubby Stump”.

7:12 Fukuoka airport is small but has a nice atmosphere. For the first time since 9/11 I was not made to take off my shoes. I guess I didn’t look much like a security threat or perhaps I looked like I had smelly feet, either way it was unexpected.
As I wait for my flight I give Jools a call to see where we will be meeting up. It is at that moment that we both realize that we really have no idea how to get to the hotel from the airport. No matter, there will be plenty of time to worry about that after I land. I usually have no idea where I am going until I get there anyway. That’s half of the fun.
7:21 Why do they sell luggage in airline terminals? This is already past the gate where you have to check in your bags so all you should have at this point is one bag. Since only one bag is allowed as carry on, what would you do with a bag you buy here? I suppose I could ask the lady working at the shop, but the answer is probably boring.
9:25 The plane ride was shorter than the train ride to get to the airport. I considered playing a bit of DS but there was a documentary about Czech Architecture that I watched instead. The logic behind this decision I still don’t understand.
10:00 I am now on a bus. I didn’t want to be on a bus, it just sort of happened. This is my first time at Haneda airport and I wanted to know how to get to Tokyo Station (where it was decided I would be meeting Jools). I asked a helpful looking information lady. Here is our conversation.
Vinnk: I need to go to Tokyo station.
Lady: Ok, you will take the bus.
Vinnk: Is that the fastest way.
Lady: No, the train is faster.
Vinnk: OK, I will take the train.
Lady: But I already reserved you a bus ticket. (looks hurt)
Vinnk: Ok, I guess I can go by bus.
Lady: 900 yen please!
So for almost the price of in N64 virtual console download, I am off to the station. I assume since this is a non-stop bus ride it won’t take too much longer.
10:40 I was wrong. It took a lot longer.
12:00 Jools was patiently waiting at the station. We hopped on a train for an hour and then took a taxi to the actual hotel. The lady at the counter was extremely nice. Up in the hotel room we discovered that there was in-room karaoke and Sega Genesis (or Mega-Drive) games. There was also “Mood music” and adjustable lights. Overall the room looked very, very much like a Japanese love hotel. Jools figures that’s why the lady at the counter seemed so happy. She thought we were a couple.

1:00 “I Love Lucy” is on the TV, in Japanese. It is very surreal. Ok, I need to sleep now. There is no wi-fi in the room so I am not really sure when I can send this back. I guess I’ll figure that out tomorrow.












So did you cock the door open or what?
Boon - 09.22.06 12:19 am
Be careful Vinnk! They’re obviously charging you 500 yen for something as evidenced by the blue monitor!
On the other hand, the monitor is a great motivational speaker.
“Please Make Yourself!” I feel inspired. Keep us posted about yourself and your life partner!
Lemond - 09.22.06 12:23 am
Are you sure the room rate wasn’t by the hour?
Handpuppet - 09.22.06 12:25 am
Czech Architecture? Phhphth!!
Suzaki - 09.22.06 12:34 am
haha this is great.
Boots - 09.22.06 12:50 am
“please make yourself”???? Umm…..
Hurricane Mario - 09.22.06 12:51 am
JDIC sez:
コック
» noun
cook (nl: kok)
tap; spigot; faucet; cock
cock (male fowl)
There’s an emergency male fowl inside?
Carl - 09.22.06 1:05 am
Octorok - 09.22.06 1:09 am
Is that how the Blue Screen of Death looks in Japan?
geekRECON - 09.22.06 1:12 am
Ah Coca Cola right in front of the train door. Now that’s marketing!
BAINICK - 09.22.06 1:25 am
Stealing stuff out of Vinnk’s house Journal: Day 1
I’ve managed to remove most of the smaller appliances and silverware from Vinnk’s house, but am perplexed by how I will get the couch out.
Alex - 09.22.06 1:40 am
You have to lift it on its side, and shimmy it through ;_)
aros2k - 09.22.06 2:24 am
Hey guys, just checked with one of my friends, she said it translates to:
“Welcome to Hotel Monseraton.
Please make yourself comfortable.
For 500 yen a day, you can access karaoke, games, and CS (tv) broadcasting. “
Microtic - 09.22.06 3:10 am
COME ON VINNK. DID YOU COCK THE DOOR OR NOT?!
Mitch - 09.22.06 3:30 am
Also, the “EMERGENCY DOOR COCK” says:
“If you pull the handle inside this flap, the door will open.
In the event of an emergency, please report to an airline employee.
Recklessly exiting the craft is dangerous.
Please follow crew instructions.”
LOL, recklessly exiting the craft is dangerous.
;
UGH, I can’t wait for Wiii!
Microtic - 09.22.06 3:45 am
Nice, awesome journal.
Xtazey - 09.22.06 3:48 am
Vinnk failed to mention my excellent singing voice (and what a handsome couple we made).
Jools - 09.22.06 4:42 am
Great stuff. More!
Fank - 09.22.06 6:33 am
Opening the hatch lets the Emergency Cock fly out. This highly skilled (and delicious) bird then proceeds to throw explosive eggs at the problematic jammed door until it is jammed no more and can easily cock.
Harukio - 09.22.06 7:45 am
Emergency what?
/lost in translation
Jim - 09.22.06 8:18 am
He he, I been in hotels like that before in japan, you get your room ticket froma vending machine, if you stay to long they lock you into the room with automatic doors and you have to request to be let out forcing you to pay the late stay fee, the hotel is virtually anonymous and autmated.
The usually are only 50 dollars and are meant for one thing and oen thing only, ofcourse this being a kid orientated site I will not mention that thing.
My favorite oen was pandora’s hotel near Atsugi keichi, it was lit up all green and each room had a diffrent theme you simply pushed the button for the room you wanted and that was pretty much it.
nmwillard - 09.22.06 9:29 am
Was there an emergency door cock at the hotel, or was it “bring your own”?
Beansly - 09.22.06 10:54 am
Nice episode, interesting stuff..
Japan seems to be a lot of fun!
Keep it up, Vinnk!
xtracool - 09.22.06 12:07 pm
Ohohooh,
V/J: one room plz ;0
Woman: omggg, k (^o^); (omg i hart gaijin yaya)
V/J: o baby you can come watch ;} (when we duel on the in room Genesis that is >D)
that’s exactly how it went, I know.
I know a japanese girl who’s always doing that… thing like the bus lady, hahha.
Me: Why is your suitcase full of snacks??
R: In case I get hungry.
Me: We have food here…
R: Here, try this one, soooo good!
Me: Okeydoke ;0
[eat peice of grosss green chip thing happens here]
Me: kjahglk ewwwww why did you give me that :{
R: Because it’s taste bad, I don’t like it.
TOMATO - 09.22.06 1:31 pm
She thought you were a couple……eww.
Marc - 09.22.06 4:31 pm
Funny Alex!
With the time difference, I guess it’s about time for Vinnk to be heading out soon. Have fun, gets lots of pics and be safe Vinnk!
SavageS - 09.22.06 8:10 pm
She’s right though, you do make an adorable couple
I wish I had the money to go to Japan >.>
krono6 - 09.22.06 11:14 pm