by Vinnk - 05.25.06

Many of you have already heard of these cheap DS design rip-offs. And they are everywhere, but this one has got to be my favorite, I mean it’s like they are not even trying. This is the “COMPACT G” being modeled by the lovely Misako. And boy does this thing look fun. Let’s get a closer look.


Now who wouldn’t want to play that? This was being sold near the gum and little toys at a family restaurant called “Gusto”. Actually, I wouldn’t have even noticed this thing has I not overheard this conversation.
Little Kid: Mom! Look at this it’s a DS! And it’s very cheap!
Mom: I don’t know about that..
Little Kid: But it looks just like a little DS!
Mom: I don’t think it’s the same.
I think that is the first time I have ever heard a mom know what she is talking about when it comes to game buying decisions. I know a lot of moms who would go, “wow, this is that DS my kid keeps bugging me about, and such a good price.” Maybe it is the fact that the DS is so well known in Japan now. Even adults know what a real one is or isn’t.
I was tempted but in the end I decided not to buy it. As cool as it is to own total crap, I was pretty sure it would take me longer to get it out of the packaging that the amount of time I would actually spend playing it.










cheap ds lite knock-off yet?
Trainwrecka - 05.25.06 11:35 am
@Trainwrecka
I’m sure there are, I havn’t seen one yet, but when I do, I’ll snap a picture.
Vinnk - 05.25.06 11:37 am
“As cool as it is to own total crap..”
I’ve felt the same way about the Virtual Boy, weirdly. Always wanted one just because it was a rarity. A crap Nintendo machine. I wanted to see if the stories of it being poor and a health hazard were true.
Same goes for booteg toys like these.
It’s the so bad it’s good effect.
Repsode - 05.25.06 11:40 am
I saw a review of a a cheap DS knock off by some Brit somewhere months ago. It might have been linked to by Press the Buttons, if that helps narrow it down.
Carl - 05.25.06 11:48 am
Found it!
Carl - 05.25.06 11:54 am
I was playing my virtual boy last night, it never fails to wow me everytime I turn it on. Just one of those systems.
victor newman - 05.25.06 11:58 am
lol. Not as bad as China. Trust me.
Sideath - 05.25.06 11:59 am
I hear that Dawn of Sorrow looks killer on this thing.
Ryan - 05.25.06 12:29 pm
Never mind the cheap DS knock-offs, is that Thomas The Tank Engine I spy there?!
Beanie - 05.25.06 12:33 pm
I have that cheapy DS (THE NEO DG!) and it doesnt work the screens are blown and theres only sound, but its still the best £3 ive ever spent
Pixel_attack! - 05.25.06 12:59 pm
HAHA! Ive seen this in america! I saw it one day at our local kohls store… the box was in english though and it was stapled with a pair of pants saying “FREE!”.
mumurphya - 05.25.06 2:00 pm
Is that ‘Space Invaders’ on the screens?
Dym - 05.25.06 2:38 pm
@ Repsode
i have a Virtual boy, the games arnt that bad. But it DEFINATLY is a health hazard gave me migrane headaches for a week after playing it.
lol sweet DS, must be a new model
Vampire - 05.25.06 3:31 pm
Thanks, Carl. I saw those before but they are still funny!
Also note that the same guy has a video of an exploding bunny.
HI - 05.25.06 3:54 pm
@ Vampire,
“i have a Virtual boy”
So you’re the guy. Huh.
Ryan - 05.25.06 4:22 pm
Hey, don’t knock the Virtual Boy! I bought mine at full price the week they were released. And then the price dropped about $100.
Animagnum - 05.25.06 5:36 pm
Never mind that gadget, lets talk about that pretty japanese chick please?
jgrey - 05.25.06 6:35 pm
My mom usually had it backwards:
Me:Mom look at that remote control car, tis’ teh 4w3s0m3
Mom:But look at this car, it has a radio so you can send orders to your police mates!
Me:But does it open the doors?
Mom:Um… It has the radio.
Me:…
She usually won these discussions
marky7474 - 05.25.06 9:30 pm
Yeah, She is totally hot.
WiiToo - 05.26.06 12:07 am
DS ripoff or Donkey Kong Game & Watch ripoff…
@JGREY, I believe the woman in question is the author of this article’s wife.
Xavi - 05.26.06 2:19 am
@Vampire
Well, I never said anything about the games. I trust Nintendo to make the best of their hardware now matter how ill-thought out it may be.
Might look into picking one up. I hear Wario Land’s quite good.
I get headaches when playing MGA2( yes I own one)using the solid eye thing. I assume it’s a simmilar effect.
Repsode - 05.26.06 6:00 am
Reminds me of my Pac-Man calculator watch from long ago…
tomysee - 05.26.06 3:46 pm
Maybe we will enjoy it………..If we were 6
lisa - 05.31.06 6:04 am
i want one….
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