by Nick - 08.25.05
[Now Playing| Advance Wars DS]

Looks like Jack Thompson has a new game to go after…Nintendogs!
Oh the filth. Oh the shamless puppy love. Think of the poor innocent children!
Contributed by: Yaanu
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by Nick - 08.25.05
[Now Playing| Advance Wars DS]

Looks like Jack Thompson has a new game to go after…Nintendogs!
Oh the filth. Oh the shamless puppy love. Think of the poor innocent children!
Contributed by: Yaanu
sick and twisted!!!!…ahh where can i dwnload this mod???
ERon - 08.25.05 11:12 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh my, Nick, I cannot stop laughing. Thanks for cheering me up from my crappy night.
BreakfastPills - 08.25.05 11:13 pm
oh, the pure and joyful pleasures of Nintendogs sullied.. how did we come to this?
you’ll burn, and your little dog too! >:)
kit - 08.25.05 11:14 pm
Don’t kid about this stuff, that guy doesn’t even play the games before he tries to get them banned. He’ll see that pic and seriously go after the game!
:P I hope it get’s an AO rating change.
hokku - 08.25.05 11:23 pm
…I must know how to re-create this
Blastrax - 08.25.05 11:27 pm
MY EYES
:P
enfilade - 08.25.05 11:31 pm
Hot Biscuits indeed!
ChemicalBomb - 08.25.05 11:49 pm
The dog version of hot coffe I guess there going to ban this game now………
Nintendofreak - 08.25.05 11:50 pm
Oddly, Jack Thompson is okay with … “mods” … involving dogs.
Morningbus - 08.26.05 12:12 am
ummmmmmmmmmm. nice.
Bob - 08.26.05 1:18 am
Whoa how gay there humping wait i like dogs humping!!!
REggie - 08.26.05 1:24 am
I am not sure if this is a mod, but I would be inclined to think that it is in game play. Does any one else not remember the dog humpage from Iwata Son given to that blonde chicks dog during E3? I will have to try this out on my sisters dogs when I finally get another DS
larazaunida - 08.26.05 1:46 am
think about what they would call the cat versoin……………roflmao
mr.tt - 08.26.05 2:40 am
ROFFLES!! BABIES!!
Krono6 - 08.26.05 3:16 am
Hey look, it’s the “Warm Milk” mod
Jayt - 08.26.05 3:31 am
Is that even a mod? I have no idea what those two dogs were *really* doing together during the Nintendo Keynote, but from what I saw on the stream video, it seemed to imply something like this.
Archaic - 08.26.05 4:25 am
lol.. that is hilarius!
zooba - 08.26.05 5:02 am
hahaha, now i get why nintendogs is so highly acclaimed lmao
ALH - 08.26.05 5:52 am
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Nintendogs - Hot Biscuit Mod » Binary Moon - 08.26.05 6:41 am
Actually, I’m very curious — I’ve had the game for weeks now and no humping puppies have ever appeared on my screen.
I figured that either it never actually existed in the game (contrary to the reports from E3), or it was removed to get an “E” rating out of the ESRB.
Also, that shot looks way too clear. Is it doctored?
zigg - 08.26.05 8:11 am
Okay, that was MIYAMOTO not Iwata during the keynote (Shiggy is way cuter~). You just made Mario cry
Anyhoo, that’s the best pic ever!
As for real Nintendog humping, I’ve seen something that looked like it, but one puppy stopped suddenly and the other couldn’t put on the brakes resulting in a dogpile~
NekoTsukimi - 08.26.05 9:12 am
Yes, this is fake. Just look at the clock in the lower right hand corner, you can clearly make out a ghost image of the clock, indicating that they just photoshopped the same puppy in two different poses.
And actually you can see ghosting of the stripe on the floor too.
Walter - 08.26.05 9:13 am
That “blonde chick” at E3 was G4tv’s heavenly Tina Wood!
Unicron - 08.26.05 9:35 am
Umm, I’m not sure the ghosting proves anything. The DS’s screen is notoriously hard to take clear pictures with.
Plus, how the hell would you get the floor in the exact same position? Camera control is very limited, and getting a still shot is nearly impossible if you have puppies in motion. i.e. not sleeping.
No, the only real problem I have with this shot is that it’s too clear…
zigg - 08.26.05 9:40 am
Wow. Apparently you need to put “THIS IS A JOKE” in huge letters, because I guess some people haven’t tuned their sarcasm detectors in a while.
THERE IS NO HOT BISCUITS MOD, people. Geez.
Pikachelsea - 08.26.05 10:17 am
Hot is right.
Matt - 08.26.05 10:37 am
Hey, I didn’t say there was a mod. Getting a mod into a DS game would be rather difficult, if not impossible.
But, the poses are there — I’ve heard from two friends directly that their dogs ended up in a similar pose at least once. And no reliable information exists on whether the game actually *has* doggie-humping or not. So, there you go.
zigg - 08.26.05 11:26 am
there is doggy humping, but i believe its only when you interact with other peoples dogs, ive had multiple people tell me that their dog was humping anothers!
Kydd - 08.26.05 12:56 pm
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Shizzle Games - “Randgeval in gamejournalistiek” - All Your Base Are Belong To Us! » Blog Archive » Nitendogs Hot Biscuit Mod - 08.26.05 1:12 pm
maybe they were playing leap frog?
plasmatic - 08.26.05 3:40 pm
Thank you, thank you, you are far too kind.
No really. It’s just photoshopped. I got the idea from the Hot Coffee mod (obviously) and the theory that programmers will leave some unused code in the unconfirmed “Nintendogs: Holiday Edition”. You can guess the rest.
Yaanu - 08.26.05 3:58 pm
My dog’s Spek the Chihauhau. Any of that play with the larger dogs, and it’d be S&M!
Oh Sure - 08.26.05 7:00 pm
this is just sick, wrong and rly rly nasty and i havent even bought the game yet (
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this is just sick, wrong and rly rly nasty and i havent even bought the game yet (
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ahmedz - 08.27.05 1:26 am
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yea….nature…disgusting nasty nature, because in your world life is created by pure thought alone.
Cez - 08.27.05 11:41 am
Sadly, I see dogs hump each other enough in real life. Even sadder, they hump me even more!
I have seen them do similar things, though.
Perico - 08.27.05 11:51 am
Jack Thompson’s next targets:
Madden 2005: Football players are naked under their clothes.
World of Warcraft: Chat window allows inappropriate conversations.
SimCity: Population growth implies that procreation is taking place.
Chessmaster 9000: Users can reverse engineer code and replace board tiles with pornographic images.
ToeJam & Earl: Main characters are freewheeling hippies with dubious moral standards.
Dance Dance Revolution: Physical exertion causes increased libido.
Tetris: Long, skinny piece resembles a phallus.
Dan Bruno - 08.27.05 11:58 am
//
SimCity: Population growth implies that procreation is taking place.
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ROTFL!
Cez - 08.27.05 12:09 pm
I find it interesting that the two clocks in the game are inconsistent >.>
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GIGANTIC DWARF! » Blog Archive » Puppy Love Mod For DS - 08.27.05 3:34 pm
Hahahahaha, that’s hilarious. it would be funny to see old Jacko go after this one.
Cliff - 08.27.05 4:37 pm
It’s a fake. Look at the date in the bottom screen. There is almost a ghost image. This was clearly photoshopped. Oh and buy the way whoever did this “mod” will be in BIG trouble, since I’m reporting this article to Nintendo immediately.
megachicken - 08.27.05 5:02 pm
@Mega: I think we all know by now that it’s a fake, it’s called satire, y’see?
Oh, and I did it. When you send the complaint to Nintendo, please spell it out Yaanu, not Yanny or stuff like that.
Yaanu - 08.27.05 5:04 pm
@YANNU: Okay I’ll spell it right.
megachicken - 08.27.05 5:06 pm
It’s Yaanu, not YANNU. Get your capitals and lowercases right, man. This ain’t grade school, it’s the internet.
Just tell me if Nintendo asks for my email address, k?
Yaanu - 08.27.05 5:08 pm
@ YAANU:
Just kidding… wanted to see what you did if i spelled it wrog
megachicken - 08.27.05 5:12 pm
Aww, dang. I thought somebody’d send it in to see what happen.
Now this’ll never get on Kotaku…
Yaanu - 08.27.05 5:13 pm
First of all, good job, funny stuff.
Second of all, I fail to see what a ghost image of a clock has to do with it being photoshopped. There is a little thing called the Lasso Tool.
Emennius - 08.27.05 5:14 pm
@YAANU:
Actually, I dint report it, but another idiot did, i just wanted to give whoever did it a scare, but apparently you werent scared, so yeah.
By the way its hilarious.
megachicken - 08.27.05 5:16 pm
Thanks, I did this out of boredom, actually, it was just a joke at first (You can find my original comment in the “Nintendogs: Holiday Edition?” article here and at www.n-next.com where I posted my theory first.)
Yaanu - 08.27.05 5:18 pm
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Hey! My LeapFrog mod is not working!
DNA - 08.28.05 1:54 pm
Naw, Hilory won’t say nothin’ ’bout us….Hell her hubby Bill has been know to screw around wiht a dog!
widepart - 08.28.05 3:29 pm
It’s fake. The clock never even appears on the bottom screen in Nintendogs.
Brandon - 08.28.05 3:39 pm
Dog Meats Dog
Lakat18 - 08.28.05 7:54 pm
bury the bone mod
dysqo - 08.28.05 8:24 pm
When I played the game at GDC earlier this year and I was rubbing the dogs chest, it actually turned it’s butt right at me. So this screenshot doesn’t really surprise me, but may be it’s just out of context. But it’s still funny.
Optimus Prime - 08.28.05 9:16 pm
I hope to Zarquon they call the cat version Famicats.
dognamedtruman - 08.28.05 10:27 pm
It’s not going to be banned because it’s Doggy Style Sex, it’s going to get banned because it’s GAY doggie style sex!
saf - 08.28.05 10:29 pm
Hillary Clinton announced today a request for federal funds to investigate an illegal doggy porn ring deep within the heart of nintendo
InterstellarAmbassador - 08.28.05 11:08 pm
O yeah, umm this is umm cool. Yeah I can’t wait until little kids stumble upon this and ask their parents what it is.
ghostku - 08.28.05 11:33 pm
Who do I emulate this on my PSP?
JohnJohn - 08.29.05 12:04 am
So this is how Nintendogs recharge…
Sony Aibo’s are protesting worldwide.
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[KnowledgeULTRA™] » HOT Biscuit Mod - 08.29.05 11:00 am
Are those Jack Thompson Terriers by chance?
Bunnyspatial - 08.29.05 11:17 am
The screen/clock “Ghosting” is called the effects of a screen/scratch cover. Noticed that the first second I saw it.
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Godai-kun’s Something » Blog Archive » Nintendo Borrowing Ideas from Rockstar? - 08.29.05 1:40 pm
It’s a confirmed PHOTOSHOP JOB.
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The N Project: » Archive » Hot Biscuit Mod - 08.29.05 4:13 pm
this game has gone to the dogs.
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Nintendogs sulle orme di GTA - 08.29.05 7:40 pm
great mod….
Have it neutered…(i am working on a photoshopped picture for this!)
neuterman - 08.29.05 7:45 pm
www.nintenkats.tk
sisk - 08.30.05 2:59 am
the clock and stuff isnt supposed to be on the bottom screen
nick - 08.30.05 8:18 am
hilarious!
but y’know what the worst thing is?
i could immagine someone really finding something like this.
NESH COM - 08.30.05 9:13 am
Yo that’s cool!
Giulio - 08.30.05 11:04 am
Alright, that is about the most ironic thing I have seen in my life. How the does this happen? I wonder at society sometimes…
a guy - 08.30.05 4:58 pm
Its easy to tell this is fake.
For starters, when Dogs are on the bottom screen, the clock and date are on the top screen with all of the other information. The bottom screen then has two buttons in the left hand corner to let you access the menu’s at any time.
Thus, this is no mod, simply a very bored lame-ass with Photoshop.
Guil - 08.31.05 1:07 am
WOW nintendogs get better and better i cant wait to get mine.
Wiszard of d - 08.31.05 3:05 pm
WOW nintendogs get better and better i cant wait to get mine.
Wiszard of d - 08.31.05 3:05 pm
dosen’t any one live in Indiana.
Wiszard of d - 08.31.05 3:07 pm
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Kreven - 08.31.05 3:25 pm
i have recnetly stumbled upon this my self and i asked around the office… the say that a dog can jump and fall on a dog for a short second and can recreat this very scene. oh and yes you can set the clock on the bottom screen and using the a button for going to the menu… ne way its a photoshop/+
nintendoemployee - 08.31.05 6:59 pm
Puppies are Phunny! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUOOOOO!!!!!!!!
PUPPY, PUPPY, PUPPY!*)>
daniel cetina - 09.01.05 12:51 am
Heh…
www.poopgang.com/forum :yay:
Dave - 09.01.05 8:17 am
Puppy Power!
no one - 09.02.05 4:32 am
cool, that is cool stuf, but so wierd, were i can download it?
big_dog - 09.02.05 8:14 am
Wow this is sick and twisted i am offended
flabin - 09.02.05 11:25 am
I have a plan. Now if we can get Jack Thompson to target this game, we could try to persuade him to target games that target kids and have an everyone rating, HE MIGHT STOP TARGETING GAMES RATED MATURE! Besides this game is stupid and yet people still buy it. HAVEN’T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THOSE TOMAGOTCHIS! We must stop nintendogs before it’s too late. This is just like the Chinpokomon episode of south park. This is the only game that I think actually needs to be banned so… FIGHT THE POWER!!! BURN NINTENDOGS!!! WHO’S WITH ME!!!
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