I like that guitar. Complete with “dots” for Pac-Man to eat!

There’s this hilarious song by Anne Feeney called “Why Can’t I have Nintendo?” Take a middle-aged woman who sings folk music and imagine her singing a song about Nintendo. Yes, very funny indeed.

Song Fight is the shit.

The only Pac-Man song I remember is…

Pacman Fever
Buckner And Garcia

I got a pocket full of quarters, and
I’m headed to the arcade.
I don’t have a lot of money, but
I’m bringing everything I made.
I’ve got a callus on my finger, and
my shoulder’s hurting too.
I’m gonna eat them all up,
just as soon as they turn blue.

{Chorus}:
‘Cause I’ve got Pac-Man fever;
Pac-Man fever.
It’s driving me crazy.
Driving me crazy.
I’ve got Pac-Man fever;
Pac-Man fever.
I’m going out of my mind.
Going out of my mind.
I’ve got Pac-Man fever;
Pac-Man fever.
I’m going out of my mind.
Going out of my mind.

I’ve got all the patterns down,
up until the ninth key.
I’ve got Speedy on my tail,
and I know it’s either him or me.
So I’m heading out the back door and
in the other side;
Gonna eat the cherries up and
take them all for a ride.

{Chorus}

I’m gonna fake it to the left,
and move to the right;
‘Cause Pokey’s too slow,
and Blinky’s out of sight.

{Guitar solo}

Now I’ve got them on the run, and
I’m looking for the high score;
So it’s once around the block, and
I’ll slide back out the side door.
I’m really cookin’ now,
eating everything in sight.
All my money’s gone,
so I’ll be back tomorrow night.

‘Cause I’ve got Pac-Man fever;
Pac-Man fever.
It’s driving me crazy.
Driving me crazy.
I’ve got Pac-Man fever;
Pac-Man fever.
I’m going out of my mind.
Going out of my mind.
{Repeat and fade}

Pac Man Fever Album: http://www.bucknergarcia.com/

Pac-Man Fever Fan-site: http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/cvg/PacmanFever/index.shtml

Oldest Pac-Man site around with tons of stuff: http://www.classicgaming.com/pac-man/